Musical Villains Mashup

Oh, my God, how times have changed!
These girls must be blind or completely deranged!
But time seemed to halt
When I was Ms. Baltimore Crabs

Now a woman in a dress
Is a frightening and powerful thing
You are not a child
When you’re draped in scarlet and lace

See how she blushes, how she blushes, my pretty!
Charmante, charmante!
Charming, and-

What I see right there is a prisoner
Who’s sitting on top of the key
So kick it up a notch
If you ever wanna be free

(And all you gotta do is-)

‘Cause when the going gets tough
(Blood in the water)
That’s when it’s time to get lost
(Ooh)
When the going gets tough
(Blood in the water)
That’s when it’s time to get lost
(Ooh)
So leggo, so leggo, and we gone!

Give ‘em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle dazzle ‘em
How can they see with sequins in their eyes?

And though you are stiffer than a girder
They’ll let you get away with murder

So be a dentist!
You’ll be a success!
(You’ll be a dentist! Ooh, sha, la, la, la, sha, la!)

It takes that killer instinct to get all the nerve
To take everything you want in life but may not deserve (I steal everything)
Like when some girl’s in your way, there’s only one thing to do
You get Campbell transferred and ripped from the life that she knew!

You gotta be loud!
(Loud, loud, loud)
Girl, you gotta learn to stand up and stand out from the crowd!
(Crowd, crowd, crowd)
The less you have to say, the louder you yell it
The less you have to sell, the harder you sell it
You gotta get up!
You gotta get up and be loud!

(Wait for it, wait for it, wait)

So it must be, so it is written
On the doorway to paradise
Those who falter and those who fall
Must pay the price

I will never rest
‘Till then, this I swear
(This I swear by the stars)

Life doesn’t discriminate
Between the sinners and the saints
It takes, and it takes, and it takes
And we keep living anyway
We rise, and we fall, and we break
And we make our mistakes
And if there’s a reason I'm still alive
When so many have died
Then I'm willing to-

(Wait for it, wait for it, wait)
(Wait for it, wait for it, wait)

And Elphaba, I’d like to raise you high
‘Cause I think every man deserves a chance to fly

Hey, little songbird, give me a song
I'm a busy man, and I can’t stay long
I’ve got orders to fill
I’ve got clients to call
And they’re giving me hell down in Hades

Macavity, Macavity
There’s no one like Macavity
For he’s a fiend in feline shape
A monster of depravity

Let’s save the pitiful children
Who just haven’t a clue
Just what to do
He-elp them to he-e-e-elp you

To easy street
Easy street
That’s where we’re gonna-

What’s that I smell in the air?
The American dream
Sweet as a new millionaire
The American dream

A model that amazes
A plan with seven stages
Things are looking up here in Duloc

I wanna watch the world burn
I got the gasoline
I wanna watch the world burn
And everyone get mean
I wanna watch the world burn
I got the gasoline
I wanna watch the world burn
And everyone get mean

You’re not good, you’re not bad
You’re just nice
I'm not good, I'm not nice
I'm just right
I'm the Witch!
You’re the world!

I'm the hitch, I'm what no one believes
I'm the Witch
You’re all liars and thieves, like his father
Like his son will be, too
So why bother? You’ll just do what you do

You poor unfortunate souls
It’s sad, but true
Flotsam, Jetsam, now I’ve got her
This boss is on a roll
You poor unfortunate souls

We’ll watch the smoke pour out the doors
Bring marshmallows
We’ll make s’mores!
We can smile and cuddle while the fire roars!
I was meant to be yours
We were meant to be one
I can’t do this alone
Finish what we’ve begun

Johanna, Johanna
I watch you from the shadows
You sigh before your window
And gaze upon the town

Protect me, Maria
Don’t let this siren cast her spell
Don’t let her fire sear my flesh and bone
Like fire
Hellfire
Now gypsy, it’s your turn
Choose me or
Your pyre
Be mine or you will burn

(Poor unfortunate souls)
(Charmante, charmante)
(Kick it up a notch)
(Let’s save the pitiful children)
(What’s that I smell in the air?)
(Meant to be yours)

I wanna watch the world burn!