96,000

[USNAVI]
Ninety-six thousand!

[SONNY/BENNY]
Damn!

[USNAVI]
Ninety-six thousand!

[SONNY]
Dollars? Holler!

[USNAVI]
Ninety-six thousand!

[BENNY, spoken]
Yo, somebody won!

[USNAVI]
Ninety-six thousand!

[BENNY]
Yo
If I won the lotto tomorrow
Well, I know I wouldn’t bother goin’ on no spendin’ spree
I pick a business school and pay the entrance fee!
Then maybe if you’re lucky, you’ll stay friends with me!

I’ll be a businessman, richer than Nina’s daddy!
Donald Trump and I on the links, and he’s my caddy!
My money’s makin’ money, I’m goin’ from po’ to mo’ dough!
Keep the bling, I want the brass ring, like Frodo!

[USNAVI]
Oh no, here goes Mr. Braggadocio
Next thing you know, you’re lying like Pinocchio—

[BENNY]
Yo, if you’re scared of the bull, stay out the rodeo!

[GRAFFITI PETE]
Yo, I got more hoes than a phone book in Tokyo!

[USNAVI]
Ooh, you better stop rappin’, you not ready
It’s gonna get hot and heavy
And you already sweaty—

[GRAFFITI PETE]
Yo-yo-yo! Yo!

[USNAVI]
Yo! I’m sorry is that an answer?
Shut up, go home and pull ya damn pants up!
As for you, Mr. Frodo of the Shire—
96 G’s ain’t enough to retire

[BENNY]
C'mon, I’ll have enough to knock your ass off its axis!

[USNAVI]
You’ll have a knapsack full of Jack after taxes!

[SONNY]
Ninety-six thousand!

[ABUELA CLAUDIA, spoken]
Ay, alabanza!

[SONNY]
Ninety-six thousand!

[DANIELA/CARLA, spoken]
No me diga!

[SONNY]
Ninety-six thousand!

[VANESSA, spoken]
I never win shit!

[SONNY]
Ninety-six thousand!

[BENNY]
For real, though, imagine how it would feel goin’ real slow
Down the highway of life with no regrets
And no breakin’ your neck for respect or a paycheck
For real, though, I’ll take a break from the wheel and we’ll throw
The biggest block party, everybody here
It’s a weekend when we can breathe, take it easy

[NEIGHBORS]
Yo! Ma, it’s me, check my tickets!

[CARLA]
Check one two three
What would you do with ninety-six G’s—

[DANIELA]
Who me?

[CARLA]
I mean if it’s just between you and me—

[DANIELA]
Esa pregunta es tricky!

[CARLA]
I know

[DANIELA]
With ninety-six G’s
I’d start my life with a brand new lease
Atlantic City with a Malibu Breeze

[CARLA]
And a brand new weave!

[DANIELA]
Or maybe just bleach

[VANESSA]
Y’all are freaks

[USNAVI, spoken]
Yo, I’m just sayin’

(Sung)
It’s silly when we get into these crazy hypotheticals
You really want some bread? Then go ahead create a set of goals
And cross them off the list as you pursue ‘em
And with those ninety-six, I know precisely what I’m doin’

[VANESSA]
What'chu doin’?

[USNAVI]
What’m I doin? What’m I doin?
It takes most of that cash just to save my ass from financial ruin
Sonny can keep the coffee brewin’
I’ll spend a few on you
‘Cause the only room with a view is a room with you in it

And I could give Abuela Claudia the rest of it
Just fly me down to Puerto Plata, I’ll make the best of it!
You really love this business?

[SONNY]
No

[USNAVI]
Tough, Merry Christmas
You’re now the youngest tycoon in Washington Hiznits!

[SONNY]
Yo!
With ninety-six thousand, I’d finally fix housin’
Give the barrio computers with wireless web browsin’
Your kids are livin’ without a good edjumication
Change the station, teach 'em about gentrification
The rent is escalatin’

[GRAFFITI PETE]
What?!

[SONNY]
The rich are penetratin’

[GRAFFITI PETE]
What?!

[SONNY]
We pay our corporations when we should be demonstratin’

[GRAFFITI PETE]
What?!

[SONNY]
What about immigration?

[GRAFFITI PETE]
What?!

[SONNY]
Politicians be hatin’

[GRAFFITI PETE]
What?!

[SONNY]
Racism in this nation’s gone from latent to blatant

[COMMUNITY]
Oooooh!

[SONNY]
I’ll cash my ticket and picket, invest in protest
Never lose my focus 'til the city takes notice
And you know this man! I'll never sleep
Because the ghetto has a million promises for me to keep!

[VANESSA, spoken]
You are so cute!

[SONNY, spoken]
I was just thinking off the top of my head

[USNAVI, spoken]
Ninety-six K: Go

[VANESSA]
If I win the lottery, you’ll never see me again

[USNAVI]
Damn, we only jokin’, stay broke then

[VANESSA]
I’ll be downtown
Get a nice studio, I'll get out of the barrio

[VANESSA]
If I
Win the
Lottery

You’ll wonder where
I’ve been

[BENNY]
For real, though
Imagine how it would feel
Goin’ real slow
Down the highway of
Life with no regrets
And no breakin’ your neck
For respect or a paycheck—

[VANESSA]
I’ll be downtown
See you around

If I win the lottery
You won’t see a lot of me!

I’ll be downtown
See you around!

[WOMEN]
Why-oh!

[VANESSA]
Around!

[WOMEN]
Why-oh!

[BENNY]
For real
Though
I’ll take a break
From the wheel

And we’ll
Throw
The biggest
Block party

Everybody here

A weekend
When we can
Breathe
Take it easy

For real
Though
Imagine how
It would feel

Goin’ real
Slow
Down the
Highway of
Life with no
Regrets

And no breakin’
Your neck
For respect
Or a paycheck

For real
Though
I’ll take a break
From the wheel
And we’ll
Throw
The biggest
Block party
Everybody
Here

A weekend
When we
Can breathe
Take it
Easy

[USNAVI]
Yo!
It’s silly
When we get
Into these crazy
Hypotheticals

You really want
Some bread?
Then go ahead
Create a set of
Goals
And cross 'em
Off the
List as you
Pursue ‘em
And with those
Ninety-six
I know
Precisely
What I’m doin’

Yo!
It’s silly when
We get into
These crazy
Hypotheticals

You really want
Some bread?
Then go ahead
Create a set of
Goals
Cross ‘em off
The list as you
Pursue ‘em
And with those
Ninety-six I
Know precisely
What I’m doin’

Yo!
It's silly
When we get
Into these crazy
Hypotheticals
You really want
Some bread?
Then go ahead
Create a set of
Goals
Cross ‘em off
The list as you
Pursue ‘em
And with those
Ninety-six
I know
Precisely what
I’m doin’!
And with those
Ninety-six I
Know precisely
What I’m doin’!
Yo!

[COMMUNITY]
Ninety-six
Thousand
[CARLA]
No me diga!
[COMMUNITY]
Ninety-six
Thousand
[DAN/CAR/SN]
No me diga!
[COMMUNITY]
Ninety-six
Thousand

[DAN/CAR/SN]
No me diga!

[COMMUNITY]
Why-oh!

[WOMEN]
Check
One two three
[MEN]
And with the
Dollah dollah
[W] With
Ninety-six G’s

[M] We get to
Hollah hollah
[W] Between
You and me

[M] We rock the
Hot Impala

[COMMUNITY]
Why-oh!

[W/M] With
Ninety-six G’s
[M] We movin’
On tomorrah
[W] A brand
New lease

[M] We rock
Beyond mañana
[W] A Malibu
Breeze
[MEN]
We drop the
Mama drama
We stop at the
Bahamas!
We drink piña
Coladas!
Poppin' lockin'
Up the block
Drop it like it’s
Hot!

[VANESSA]
I’ll be downtown!

[USNAVI/BENNY/SONNY]
We could pay off the debts we
Owe!

[VANESSA/CARLA/DANIELA]
We could tell everyone we
Know!

[USNAVI]
I could get on a plane and
Go!

[USNAVI/BENNY/SONNY]
We be swimmin’ in dough
Yo!

[USNAVI/BENNY/SONNY
VANESSA/GRAFFITI PETE/MEN]
No tip-toein’
We’ll get the dough ‘n’

[WOMEN/MEN]
Who-oaa!
Who-oaa!
Who-oaa!
Who-oaa!

Who-oaa!
Who-oaa!
Who-oaa!
Who-oaa!
Who-oaa!

[ALL]
Once we get goin’
We’re never gonna
Stop tip-toein’
We’ll get the dough an’
Once we get goin’
We’re never gonna—

[SONNY/PIRAGUA GUY/DANIELA/CARLA
VANESSA]
Ninety-six
Thousand
Ninety-six
Thousand
Ninety-six
Thousand

[COMMUNITY]
We’ll get the
Dough ‘n’
Once we get
Goin’

[USNAVI/BENNY/GRAFFITI PETE]
What?!
What?!
What?!
What?!

[COMPANY]
We’ll get the dough ‘n’
Once we get goin’
We’re never gonna stop!