Que Sorpresa
Los Van Van
The Unexpected Outcome of a Romantic Quest
The song "Que Sorpresa" by Los Van Van, a renowned Cuban band known for their Songo music, a blend of Son Cubano and Go-Go, narrates a tale of unexpected disappointment in a romantic pursuit. The lyrics describe the protagonist's journey to reconnect with a past love, filled with hope and anticipation. The phrase "Sali a buscar un sueño viejo" suggests a longing to rekindle an old flame, and the journey itself—crossing mountains and prairies, traveling by train and bicycle—underscores the lengths to which the protagonist is willing to go for this love.
However, upon arrival, the protagonist is met with a cold reception, symbolized by being offered "agua caliente, agua salada" (hot, salty water) instead of the warm welcome expected. This metaphorical 'hot salty water' could represent tears or a harsh and painful reality check, indicating that the feelings are not reciprocated. The surprise and hurt are palpable as the protagonist realizes that the romantic quest has ended in rejection.
The song concludes with a humorous yet vengeful twist, as the protagonist threatens to expose the object of affection's actions in the press. This public shaming is a way of coping with the rejection and perhaps a warning to others about the person's true nature. The repeated line "voy a publicar tu foto en la prensa" (I'm going to publish your photo in the press) suggests a mix of frustration and the desire to reclaim some power after being emotionally wounded.