Anime Makes Me Cum
Lucy Pyre
I'm tired of normie shit
I'd prefer, 2D tits
How's it going Mina-san?
You know
I have a dark tragic backstory that
I think you might relate to!
It's a bit sudden but, hear me out ok?
Well, here goes nothing!
Each day I play by normie rules
Act my best, always keep it cool
And it's been this way since I first started school
But inside, I just wanna shout
And rock with my 12 inch cock out!
Say with pride, without even a shred of doubt!
Cause the truth is
2D is best
And I know I'm truly blessed
Every day I see anime chests!
Skill issue, yes
But only they get me wet
And real life people just make me feel depressed
Yeah, I might be weeb scum
Head empty and dumb
But I'm still right when I say
Anime makes me cum
When they bounce up and down
I can't wear a frown!
I dream of motor boating them till I drown
Yeah
I know what you're thinking
What a pick me, right?
But let me tell you
The only person I wanna be picked by
Is a girl with big fat biddies
No, don't think I need therapy
Give me waifus and leave me be
Already know the whole world is judging me
Normie life is heartless and cold
Boobs are soft, with warmth you can hold!
Time may pass, but they never seem to get old!
By the way, yes
A-cups are fine!
And if you're flat, I don't mind!
Make up for it with a fat behind
Booba is nice
But a good ass adds some spice
If she has both then I would pay any price
Otaku trash indeed, but hey
Don't you see
A real person can betray
But my waifu won't cheat
Made of sugar and spice and everything nice
To see her smile I'd make any sacrifice
Of the human race
I'm the number one disgrace
But she, stays with me
To live a life of lies
Or anime thighs
I'd pick the latter and kiss life goodbye
Yeah, I might be weeb scum
Head empty and dumb
But I'm still right when I say
Anime makes me cum
When they bounce up and down
I can't wear a frown!
A waifu hater is the world's biggest clown
The internet allows me to speak my truth!
Do not believe the heathens when they say 3D is better!
They can pry this 2bit corn out of our cold dead hands!
