Megs' Villain Song - I Won’t Say I'm In Love (But It's Villainous)
Lydia the Bard
Hello, hello
I'm so sorry, can you play something a little mellower?
Thank you
Now I can see you all look confused
Who is this upstart speaking into Hades' mic?
I'll make this short
Hades is gone, I killed him, blah, ba-blah, ba-blah
But hey, you have me now
And man, do I have some fun things planned
If there's a prize for rotten judgement
I guess I've already won that
No man is worth the aggravation
That's ancient history, been there, done that
Herc has left good riddance
He was just a hindrance to you
Hades tried to rule ya
Now, who's standing as the victor?
Finally free to rise up
Take all that I'm owed and see you on your knees
Your leaders gone, he got tired of the view
A new queen's born and I swear, I'll be true
Just stay in line and we'll get on just fine
(Scout's honour)
You see, my plan is rather simple
See all Olympians bow down
That or maybe I'll just kill them
Well, either way, I'll end up with my crown
Now I see you're frightened
It's okay, I'm not a villain
I'm here to enlighten
All you gotta do is listen
Follow and obey me
You'll be okay, baby, when this world is mine!
They've ruled too long, time for humans to rise (they ruled too long)
Their little toys will bring 'bout their demise
He'll curse the day that he walked out on me
When I'll finally rule
I'll be free of you
No one left to try control
No one left to hold your soul
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Oh-oh-oh, ooh, ooh!
No chance, no way
You'll hold no sway on me
You'll all be gone and there'll be just one queen
I'll rule with no laws, just do as I say
So, take a knee, I don't care if you're scared
In time, they'll say: I was cruel 'cause I cared!
Yeah, they'll say that I cared!
So, shall we begin?