Tight Pants

One, two
One, two

She comes around here
Looking so good
I'm sure you've seen her, yeah
I hung around nights waitin' for her
And there she was, there she was

I said: Baby, you got what I want"
She said: What could that be?
So cool
I said: Maybe me and you, uh
You know, what do you think?

Well, I could take you to a movie
I'll take you to a bar
I'll take you any night I can
Well, listen to me, honey
Gonna set you straight
You cannot duck my master plan

She said
Tight pants
Loose lips
Tight pants
Loose chicks

Her pants were 3 sizes too small
Her lips were bright red
She'd been around the block
A couple of times with heavy mileage
Heavy mileage I bet

I said: Baby, you're cool
But I ain't no fool
We're playin' my game
But we're usin' your rules
And my manly pride's so easily bruised
If I lose

She said
Tight pants
Loose lips
(Hey, get on over here)
Tight pants
Loose chicks

I said: Baby, pretty baby
The picture you've painted is clear
But one more time if you don't mind
Hey, do you want me?

She said
Big talk
Small time
(Hey, wha-wha-what you talkin' about?)
Strong back
(What?)
Weak mind
(Brutal, baby, brutal)

She keeps on telling me
Tight pants don't make loose lips
(Oh, no, no)
Tight pants don't make loose chicks
(Tight pants)

Tight pants don't make loose lips
Tight pants don't make loose chicks
Tight pants
Tight pants

Tight pants