I Wants My Beer

I loves my beer
I wants my beer
Give me my beer
I don't care

If it's hot or cold
I wants my beer
It's everywhere
Out of the shower
It's in my hair

A case of beer is what I need
I drink it down so I can pee
Give me my beer
A quart will do
Gulp it down
Throw up on you

I loves my beer
A bud will do
Colt 45
Heineken too
Out of a bottle or in a can
I become a superman
I quench my thirst
A bitter taste
I drink so much
Fall on my face

I wants my beer
Dark or light
I drink until the morning light
A big fat gut
I joined the club
And now I can't fit in my tub