U Can't Touch This

You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this

My-my-my-my music hits me so hard
Makes me say, oh my Lord
Thank you for blessin' me
With a mind to rhyme and two hype feet
It feels good, when you know you're down
A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch

I told you, homeboy
You can't touch this
Yeah, that's how we're livin' and you know
You can't touch this
Look in my eyes, man
You can't touch this
Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics
You can't touch this

Fresh new kicks and pants
You gotta like that, now you know you wanna dance
So move outta yo seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin'
Hold on, pump a little bit and let 'em know it's goin' on
Like that, like that
Called on a mission, so fall on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat, uh, they can't touch

Yo, I told you
You can't touch this
Why you standin' there, man?
You can't touch this
Yo, sound the bell, school's in, sucker
You can't touch this

Give me a song, or rhythm
Make 'em sweat, that's what I'm givin' 'em
Now they know you talkin' 'bout the Hammer
You talkin' 'bout a show
That's hyped, and tight
Singers are sweatin', so pass them a wipe
Or a tape, to learn
What's it gonna take in the 90's to burn the charts
Legit
Either work hard or you might as well quit

That's word, because you know
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
Break it down

Stop! Hammer time!

Go with the flow, it is said
That if you can't groove to this
Then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves, run your fingers through your hair
This is it, for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move, slide your rump
Just for a minute, let's all do the bump
Bump, bump, bump, yeah

You can't touch this
Look, man
You can't touch this
You'll probably get hype, boy
'Cause you know you can't
You can't touch this
Ring the bell, school's back in
Break it down

Stop! Hammer time!

You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
Break it down

Stop! Hammer time!

Every time you see me
The Hammer's just so hyped
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now, why would I ever stop doin' this?
With others makin' records that just don't hit
I've toured around the world, from London to the bay

It's Hammer
Go, Hammer
MC Hammer
Yo, Hammer
And the rest can go and play

You can't touch this
You can't touch this
Yeah, you can't touch this
I told you you, can't touch this
Too hot, can't touch this
Yo, we outta here, can't touch this