Hi
If I could change the world
I’d make it Halloween
Every single day
And also have world peace
Maybe world peace should be first
It's world peace and then Halloween
Wait, let me start over
If I could change the world
I'd make us have world peace
And also Halloween
Every single day
On Halloween
You can pretend to be someone else
It's like the internet
Only in person and with candy
When you are the hot one, it's a full-time gig
Looking like what people wanna see
Once a year I'm not, I dress up and dream big
Disguised as someone else who is not me
But is still hot
I can be who I wanna be and sexy
I can be who I wanna be and hot
Don't like who you are?
Then hit that costume shop
Rock a new and different sexy look (whoa-oh-oh)
Why be so downhearted?
Blast some trashy pop
And drop it to this hot and sexy hook
I can be who I wanna be and sexy
I can be who I wanna be and hot
Be somebody new
Do a total transformation
Animal or mineral too
Or even vegetation
I give you sexy corn
I can be who I want to be and sexy
A sexy Quint from sexy Jaws
Catching sexy sharks (uhuh)
Sexy Eleanor Roosevelt
Or sexy Rosa Parks (uhuh)
I can be a sexy pirate
Or a sexy ballet dancer
I can be a sexy doctor
And cure some sexy cancer
That's not right, is it? No
I can sexy cure some cancer? No
I can cure sex cancer
Sex cancer doesn't exist
I did it!
Happy Halloween!
This is modern feminism talkin'
I expect to run the world in shoes I cannot walk in
I can be who I want to be
And sex-, sex-, sexy
I'm a sexy mouse
