Bums In The Alley

B.a.:
yo check it out i just found a fucken microphone.
Mexicano:
no you didn't!
B.a.:
i found a mic in the garbage can!
Tonedeff:
i want to be the mc! i'm the mc!
Mexicano:
ok i'm gonna introduce then, i'm a introduce then.
Mexicano:
ladies and gentlemen ba, tonedeff and mexicano
B.a.:
i run with men of fifty nations
overwhelmed with patience lived for confrontations
engaging every operation formation
ain't no safe haven straight lacing
ba ex abbreviation for rap suffocation
blow a fuse and won't lose
stay on top of new york
like buffalo and syracuse
Mexicano:
now what the hell is wrong with you?
i thought you were going to sing the blues
or something like that
excuse me ladies and gentlemen
i'm going to present right now tonedeff
[tonedeff]
i'll bust your muscle structure
when we're at war like capulets and montagues
so, next time you'll need jerry lewis to sponsor you
want to throw lines? i'll rock a few
step down or i'll be shooting you up
quicker than even amadou diallo knew
my flow disintegrates you like you're soluble
you've got the range of short amputated golfers
minus the follow-through
since you're responsible for all your dead grammar
i'll draw a period on your head
and get to the point with a sledgehammer
[mexicano 777 speaking]
what the fuck, motherfucker i thought you were
going to sing the song of perry comoz
fuck you b.a. come here - i need a drink
B.a.:
hey yo b.a. the biggest thing since hercules
strapped with uncertainties
strong minds overcome the worst adversities
went from big wheels in nurseries
to ml's 320 mercedes
doubled everything but change
the names like ford and mercury
i left a deadly letter legibly can see conformably
what's become of me a short summary?
of the good the bad and the ugly.
Mexicano:
para, para, para
pero que es lo que estos hijo
de la gran puta se creen, estos charlatanes
now what the fuck y'all think?
y'all motherfuckers can't sing for shit
i put a hole two holes three holes
who's next who goes i'll steal the show
next up blows that those who don't know
that i'm crazier than the devil
i put it on the table but the nigga just a pebble
that makes me the master
esperate, wait a minute right now
motherfucker,motherfucker
i thought that you were coming in spanish
a pues esta bien
quien quiere guerra, yo te doy la guerra
para que tu no comas mierda
otro hijo de puta quien nacido en mi tierra
puertorriqueño soy la leyenda
mas valorosa que una piedra de diamante tira palante
el cantante de los cantantes viene haciendo escante
un contrincante o energegrete disputando
mis platinos y fumando al garete
quien quiere fuete
Mexicano 777 & tonedeff:
i don't give a fuck if your name is
mexicano or tonedeff or b.a. or a.b.
ya better show me more than this motherfuckers
hey let the microphone go right now. give me the mic!
Tonedeff:
i'm coming up with an immaculate
syllabic attack and it's incredibly accurate
enemy niggas can't even attack it
with any kinetic attachments
and the fact is, i'm bending your back, bitch
i'm spinning a web, like i'm 20 arachnids
and i trap kids, in the minute of limited time
that be ending the matches
whack your fucking planet off its heavenly access
your style's holy, but you need
some leather to cover the patches
access denied, declined
nothing's as treacherous
as the messages we find
whenever you be kind and rewind
you-you-you (backwards),
you fucking biters you
better believe that i can do
pharoahe monch's styles too
i'll defile you, with my style, shoot
i wear it like my skin tone
but you rap like a schizophrenic bimbo
with tourrette's syndrome
B.a.:
yo, yo yo my turn, my turn
i need this mic
i'll make it hard to keep track of my days
if need be you count the sun rays
seven nights seven days,
incubate six degrees separate the ways
permenate resurficent blaze the place
nurse my cash yo till i can raise the stakes
left a black rose to trace
just enough to change the pace
stay in pace with the amazing grace
after and during each take fire escapes
hold me down for peep sake
i'll keep my paper laced in any case
fakes race for pearly gates
Mexicano:
dame acá puñeta ahora si que me
toca a mí, olvídate de eso, suéltalo
hay se tiraron un peo estos cabrones
yo! me tiro un peo me remeneo me
pongo flaco como un fideo
no digas fo que no fui yo fue
uno de esos dos que se lo tiro
quiero que sepas que cuando
tu quieras to doy la pelea
y donde tu quieras las cosas bien feas sete remeneas __
i personally like when people give you
microphones out of the random in the streets
i like to find them in the garbage in shit
i'll tell you something right now
i'll give you a shoe and a bag of beans for that mic
i've got two clean socks and i'll give it to you
for that cardboard box
clean socks?
you haven't seen two clean socks in about three years
i haven't taken a bath in six months!
i haven't washed my as in fourteen weeks!
fourteen weeks!
motherfucker i'm beating all ya motherfuckers
i've got eighteen months without bathing motherfuckers
lets just shut up and drink these motherfucken forties
let's just drink on - give me that!
pour some out man!
what the fuck!
damn boy
pour some out, shit