La Historia Del Gato y El Sándwich

I swear this story is real
And it’s a tragedy, don’t you dare laugh
Between two slices, I made something great
It was a sandwich, no doubt a classic

But before I could take a bite (oh, no)
I hear a noise, sounded like a meow

It was a kitty
I kinda got distracted
(Without realizing)
It was all a setup
(When I turned around)
When I turned around, my sandwich was gone

The cat just said: Meow
Say something else, you idiot
Meow doesn’t mean anything (oh, oh)
Meow do me a solid
Go to the fridge
And make another sandwich

I couldn’t believe it
What am I gonna eat now?
My fridge is empty
And I don’t have a plan B (oh, no)
Just me and that damn cat
I guess I’ll eat him

You asked for it
I’m not Chinese
(Don’t be sad anymore)
But fate
(Is telling me that)
Today I’ll have grilled cat

The cat just said: Meow
Say something else, you idiot!
Meow doesn’t mean anything (oh, oh)
Meow do me a solid
Go to the fridge and make another sandwich

Don’t you have anything to say?

Meow, meow, meow
Meow, meow, meow
Meow, meow

The cat just said: Meow
Say something else, you idiot
Meow doesn’t mean anything

Meow