Happy As Fuck

If you like vodka or lemonade,
If you like sunshine or sittin' in the shade,
If you like to get paid or you like to get laid,
Then you've got to understand that you've got it made,
And you should be happy as fuck!

I stay happy as a motherfucker that's right,
Knew I was gonna do a lot of smilin' so I brushed twice,
I throw my hands up in the sky and yell "hug life!",
Yeah I can dig it, I can dig it so I dug twice,
Today I'm saying hi to everyone that I see until they know me better than my I.D,
Tell them all stoked I am that I'm me til they think I got ecstacy runnin' through an I.V,
I'm sandpaper when the times get rough,
Alarm clock there ringin' man it's time to get up,
Barry white the whole world your love we can't get enough,
Cause you're alive my friend so let's get high my friend,
And look around all this is yours given to you for free and can't be bought in stores,
You see the present that's a hell of a gift,
I take my glass half full with a twist and,

If you like vodka or lemonade,
If you like sunshine or sittin' in the shade,
If you like to get paid or you like to get laid,
Then you've got to understand that you've got it made,
And you should be happy as,
I said you should be happy as fuck,

Goin' city to city I'ma bring back hippy,
I'll be ill with the raps and still got pop like iggy,
Takin' shots like fifty and stay twistin' up ziggy,
No money no problems we call that a no biggie,
It's all good baby baby, follow me follow me up,
Swallow a cup, hollow a blunt, time to do whatever you want,
Let it begin time for some good news,
Less CNN and watch more cartoons,
Aloha my favourite colour is tye-dye,
A stoner and proud of it so why lie?
I changed my life when I met good vibes,
And found out the grass is hella green on both sides,
So look around all this is yours given to you for free and can't be bought in stores,
You see the present that's a hell of a gift,
I take my glass half full with a twist like this,

If you like vodka or lemonade,
If you like sunshine or sittin' in the shade,
If you like to get paid or you like to get laid,
Then you've got to understand that you've got it made,
And you should be happy as fuck,

Down on your luck? Okay I've been there,
Mad at the world, uh huh, yup, I was once,
There was a time I felt like I didn't care,
I was lost and didn't know who I was,
But a couple years ago I finally figured out,
Everything that happens is caused by what you think about,
Imagine this, I take my glass half full with a twist,
I take my glass half full with a twist,

If you like vodka or lemonade,
If you like sunshine or sittin' in the shade,
If you like to get paid or you like to get laid,
Then you've got to understand that you've got it made,
And you should be happy as fuck!