Dial-a-cliché

Morrissey's song 'Dial-a-cliché' delves into the internal conflict of conforming to societal expectations versus staying true to one's authentic self. The lyrics paint a vivid picture of someone being urged to abandon their unique traits and adopt a more conventional, 'acceptable' persona. The repeated phrase 'Dial-a-cliché' symbolizes the pressure to conform to stereotypical norms, essentially dialing into a pre-packaged, clichéd version of oneself.

The song's protagonist is caught in a fog, metaphorically representing confusion and uncertainty. They are following someone else's lead, being told to 'grow up, be a man, and close your mealy-mouth,' which highlights the societal pressure to adhere to traditional gender roles and suppress individuality. The lyrics question the fate of the true self when forced to conform: 'Does he slide by the wayside? Or does he just die?' This poignant inquiry underscores the emotional and psychological toll of denying one's true identity.

Morrissey also touches on the futility of seeking approval from those who never liked the protagonist in the first place. The line 'Your feelings, for people who didn't like you then and do not like you now' reflects the hollow pursuit of acceptance from others at the cost of one's happiness. The song concludes with a bittersweet acknowledgment of change and pain, suggesting that while conforming might seem like the 'safe way,' it comes with its own set of emotional burdens. Morrissey's melancholic tone and introspective lyrics invite listeners to reflect on the cost of conformity and the importance of staying true to oneself.