Hailing Taquitos
Parry Gripp
(What is that up in the sky?)
(Ow!!!)
Hailing taquitos, it's hailing taquitos
At the park,
Over the yard,
Put on your bike helmet cause they're comin' down hard
Hailing taquitos, it's hailing taquitos,
Guacamole, sour cream,
Is it a nightmare or is....
It a dream!
(Is it a dream?)
They're crunchy and they're fried, (So fried!)
And they're falling from the sky! (From the sky!)
You might want to stay inside
(Look out!) (Ow! My eye!)
News flash! Important information
Taquitos coming down all over the nation.
Portland, Denver, Austin, Poughkeepsie,
It's a taquito apocalypsy!
Hailing taquitos, it's hailing taquitos
Run for cover,
Don't be slow,
There's beef and chicken and potato!
Hailing taquitos, it's hailing taquitos
Corn tortillas,
Rolled up tight,
Coming down fast with no end in sight!
(No end in sight!)
They're greasy and they're hot, (So hot!)
They keep falling from the sky! (They keep on falling!)
They're kind of pointy so they hurt a lot!
(Dude! Watch out! Ow! My other eye! Oh, why?)
(What is that?)
(It's the Taco Bot 3000!)
(He's shooting the taquitos with his taco ray!
And turning them into harmless tacos!)
(We're saved!)
(Hooray!)
(It's a miracle!)
Hailing taquitos, it's hailing taquitos
(Beef, chicken, potato, cheese!)
Hailing taquitos, it's hailing taquitos
(Beef, chicken, potato, cheese!)
(Once again, thanks to the Taco Bot 3000, humanity was saved!)
(Or was it? Ow! My first eye again!)
