Riff Off

She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck
Thights like a what, what, what
All night long (all night long!)
Let me see that thong

I like the beat goes da, na, da, na
Baby, you make you booty go da, na, da, na (baby!)
Girl, I know you wanna show
That thong, th-thong, thong (I like that booty, what!)

Shake, shake, shake
Shake, shake, shake
Shake your booty, shake your booty

Shawty had them apple bottom jeans
Boots with the fur (with the fur!)
The whole club was looking at her

She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low

Dj, can you handle this?
David, can you handle this?
Clay, can you handle this?
I don't think they can you handle this!

I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this
'Cause my body so booty-licious for ya, baby

I don't think you're ready for this jelly (for this jelly)
I don't think you're ready for this jelly (my booty)
I don't think you're ready for this
'Cause my body so booty-licious for ya, baby

I like big butts I cannot lie (no lie)
You, other brothers, can't deny
When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in you face

You get sprung
Wanna pull out your tough

I went skydiving
I went rocky-mountain climbing
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named fumanchu

And I loved deeper
And spoke sweeter and I

I dug my key into the side (to the side)
Of his pretty little souped up 4-wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats

I took a louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe, next time, he'll think before he cheats

Making my way downtown
Walking fast
Faces passed
And I'm home bound

We are never, ever, ever getting back together
You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me
But we are never, ever, ever, ever getting back together

What's love got to do, got to do with it?
What's love, but a second-hand emotion?
What's love got to do, got to do with it?
Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?

This is how we do it
I'm kinda buzzed and it's all because (this is how we do it)
South central does it like nobody does (this is how we do it)
To all my neighbours you got much flava (this is how we do it)

Girls, you know you'd better watch out
Some guy, some guys are only about
That thing, that thing, that thing

That girl is poison
Never trust a big butt and smile
That girl is poison

Here we go, yo
So what's, so what's, so what's the scenario

Insane in the membrane
Insane in the brain!

I got all I need when I got you and I
I look around me and see a sweet life
I'm stuck in the dark, but you're my flashlight
You're getting me, getting me through the night