Where Everybody Knows Your Name
Gary Portnoy
Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got
Taking a break from all your worries sure would help a lot
Wouldn't you like to get a way?
All those nights when you've got no lights, the check is in themail
And your little angel hung the cat up by it's tail
And your third fiance didn't show
SOMETIMES YOU WANNA GO
Where everybody knows your name
And they're always glad you came
You wanna be where you can see, all troubles are all the same
You wanna go where everybody knows your name
Roll out of bed, mr. coffee's dead, the morning's lookingbright
And your shrink ran off to europe, and didn't even write
And your husband wants to be a girl...
BE GLAD THERE'S ONE PLACE IN THE WORLD
Where everybody knows your name
And they're always glad you came
You wanna go where people know, people are all the same
You wanna go where everybody knows your name
