I've been to hell. I spell it
I spell it DMV
Anyone that's been there
Knows precisely what I mean
Stood there and I've waited
And choked back the urge to scream
And if I had my druthers
I'd screw a chimpanzee

Call it pointless

When I need relief I spell it THC
Perhaps you may know vaguely what I mean
I sit back and smoke away
Huge chunks of memory
As I slowly inflict upon
Myself a full lobotomy

Call it pointless

Barbecues, tea kettles, gobs of axle grease
There comes a time for every man
To sail the seas of cheese
Now, life's a bowl of bagel dogs
But there are unpleasantries
Cold toilet seats, dentist chairs
And trips to DMV

Call it pointless

I've been to hell. I spell it
I spell it DMV
Anyone that's been there knows
Precisely what I mean
I've stood in line and waited
Near an hour and fifteen
And if I had my druthers
I'd screw that chimpanzee

Call it pointless

  1. Lee Van Cleef
  2. Tommy The Cat
  3. Wynona's Big Brown Beaver
  4. My Name Is Mud
  5. Jerry Was A Race Car Driver
  6. DMV
  7. John The Fisherman
  8. Shake Hands With Beef
  9. Pudding Time
  10. To Defy The Laws Of Tradition
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