Miracles (gentleman Parody)

I don't wanna know how faygo gets all hissy
I don't wanna know how karkat gets so pissy
I don't wanna know how---(karkat: How you're such an ignorant shitsponge?
I don't wanna know how motherfuckin' magnets work!

So slam a faygo!
These beats are gonna make you wanna wiggle
Slam faygo!
This laughsassin's gonna kill you with a giggle
Slam faygo!
Bake some slime pies and then watch those bitches jiggle
Slam faygo!
Damn tav, you're so fuckin' sexy
(Tavros: Uhh,)

Honk honk honk, honk ho~nk
Honk honk honk, honk ho~nk
Honk honk honk, honk ho~nk
Motherfuckin miracles
Honk honk
Honk honk
Motherfuckin miracles
Honk honk
Honk honk
Motherfuckin miracles

I don't wanna know how this wicked sweet elixir flows
I don't wanna know where did my fuckin' sea goat lusus go?
I don't wanna know how little wrigglers are born
I don't wanna know where I get my motherfuckin horns

Your words smell de-licious!
Like a bottle of that grape flavored faygo, de-licious!
It's smelling, smelling good!
Bet it also tastes delicious!
(Gamzee: I don't know what motherfuckin' color's what
Terezi: De-licious! Damn, gamz!
Vriska: Terezi, shut the fuck up

Gamzee: Gonna make you sweat
Equius: That makes me wet
Equius: I need a towel... Highblood!

Hoooooonk.... It's a motherfuckin' miracle