Take a Look at My Boyfriend
Sam Golbach
Ba-da-da-da, ba-da-da-da
Ba-da-da-da, ba-da-da-da, ba-da-da-da
Take a look at my boyfriend
He’s the only one I got (Ba-da-da-da)
Not much of a boyfriend
I never seem to get a lot (Ba-da-da-da, ba-da-da-da)
It’s been some time since we last spoke
This is gonna sound like a bad joke
But mama I fell in love again
It’s safe to say I have a new girlfriend
And I know it sounds so old
But Cupid got me in a chokehold
And I’m afraid I might give in
Towel is on the mat
My white flag is waving
I mean she even cooks me pancakes
And Alka Seltzer when my tummy aches
If that ain’t love then I don’t know what love is
We even got a secret handshake
And she loves the music that my band makes
I know I’m young but if I had to choose her or the Sun
I’d be one nocturnal son of a gun
Take a look at my boyfriend
He’s the only one I got (Ba-da-da-da)
Not much of a boyfriend
I never seem to get a lot (Ba-da-da-da, ba-da-da-da)
Take a look at my boyfriend
He’s the only one I got (Ba-da-da-da)
Not much of a boyfriend
I never seem to get a lot (Ba-da-da-da, ba-da-da-da)
It’s been a while since we talked last
And I’m trying hard not to talk fast
But dad I’m finally thinking I may have found the one
Type of girl that’ll make you way proud of your son
And I know you heard the last song
About the girls that didn’t last long
But I promise this is on a whole new plain
I can tell by the way she says my name
I love it when he calls my phone
He’s even got his very own ringtone
If that ain’t love then I don’t know what love is
It’s gonna be a long drive home
But I know as soon as I arrived home
And I open the door
Take off my coat and throw my bag on the floor
He’ll be back into my arms once more
For sure like
La, la-la-la-la
Take a look at my boyfriend
He’s the only one I got (Ba-da-da-da)
Not much of a boyfriend
I never seem to get a lot (Ba-da-da-da, ba-da-da-da)
Take a look at my boyfriend
He’s the only one I got (Ba-da-da-da)
Not much of a boyfriend
I never seem to get a lot (Ba-da-da-da, ba-da-da-da)
She got a smile that would make the most senile annoying
Old man bite his tongue (Not done)
She’s got eyes comprable to sunrise
And it doesn’t stop there (Man I swear)
She got porcelain skin
Of course, she’s a ten
And now she’s even got her own song (“All In” on iTunes)
She’s got the cutest laugh I’ve ever heard
And we can be on the phone for three hours (Not saying one word)
And I would still cherish every moment
And when I start to build my future she’s the main component
Call it dumb
Call it luck
Call it love or whatever you call it
But everywhere I go I keep her (his) picture in my wallet like
Take a look at my boyfriend (Boyfriend)
He’s the only one I got (Ba-da-da-da)
Not much of a boyfriend (Boyfriend)
I never seem to get a lot (Ba-da-da-da, ba-da-da-da)
Take a look at my boyfriend (Boyfriend)
He’s the only one I got (Ba-da-da-da, yeah)
Not much of a boyfriend (Boyfriend)
I never seem to get a lot (Ba-da-da-da, ba-da-da-da)