Let's Have a Kiki

What's up? It's Pickles, leave a message
Hey I'm calling you back
Oh, she's been a bitch tonight
And by bitch I mean this rain
No cabs, nowhere
So I had to put on the wig
And the heels and the lashes and the eairh
And take the train to the club
And you know the MTA should stand for
Mutherfuckers touching my ass

So then I get to the club
Looking like a drowned harassed rat
And am greeted not by miss rose at the door
But our friend Johnny 5-0
Yes, honey, the NYPD shut down the party
So no fee for me
And I dont even now what's the tea

So I hope you're up girl
Cuz we are all coming over
Lock the doors
Lower the blinds
Fire up the smoke machine
And put on your heels
Cuz I know exactly what we need

Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki
Lock the doors tight!
Let's have a kiki
Motherfucker
I'm gonna let you have it
Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki
Dive turn work
Let's have a kiki
We're gonna serve and work and turn honey

A kiki is a party
For calming all your nerves
We're spilling tea and dishing
Just desserts one may deserve
And though the sun is rising
Few may choose to leave
So shade that lid
And we'll all bid
Adieu to your ennui

Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki
Lock the doors tight!
Let's have a kiki
Motherfucker
I'm gonna let you have it
Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki
Dive turn work
Let's have a kiki
We're gonna serve and work and turn honey

Oh, what a wonderful kiki
This kiki is marvelous
Kiki! Noso! oui oui! non non!

Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki
Lock the doors tight!
Let's have a kiki
Motherfucker
I'm gonna let you have it
Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki
Dive turn work
Let's have a kiki
We're gonna serve and work and turn honey

Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki
Lock the doors tight!
Let's have a kiki
Hunty dropper
I'm gonna let you have it
Let's have a kiki
Boots ten queen
Dive turn work
Let's have a kiki
We're gonna serve and work and turn honey