Puzzle Park
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Welcome, everyone, to Puzzle Park!
Lights and magic, it's a work of art!
When you enter here, the fun will start
You're mine, you'll never part!
Oh, it's going to be so much fun!
Getting to watch you pay for all you've done!
3, 2, 1
There's wondrous fun and games inside
Attractions big and small
Like a 100 foot tall mega-slide
That splats you on the wall
Not so fast!
Stop right here!
You better be prepared!
'Cause we'll end this when we find your secret lair!
I'm-a havin' fun!
Let's-a stay!
No, cut it out!
There's no time to waste!
He's just this way
Today, we'll teach him justice and we'll make him pay!
Step right up, my friends, to PUZZLE PARK!
Sights and frights not for the faint of heart!
Don't you break away, you won't get far!
Keep your hands and legs inside
This ride is right about to start!
Don't take my word for it!
Take it from US!
The food here is a must
In addition with your ticket, you get PuzzleVision Plus!
Try the gift shop
You can't miss it!
And get yourself a plush!
Mr. Puzzles is a fella you can trust!
Evil demons, go to hell!
Ugh, this isn't really going well
We don't have much more ground to tread
The engine room is straight ahead!
Step right up, my friends, to Puzzle Park! (You best prepare!)
Sights and frights not for the faint of heart! (We're almost there!)
Don't you break away, you won't get far! (So say your prayers!)
Keep your hands and legs inside
This ride is right about to start!
Well, it took you a while to find out
But you found my secret hideout!
Like to say congratulations, but it's time for you to die now
We've got to end this ride!
You go left!
I'll go right!
Betcha thought you would win this fight
But you went and messed with the wrong side!
You can't just barge in here and act like you're in charge
I'd like to see you dodge a barrage of flaming rockets
And tell me you're fellin' large!
You're as good as evicted!
Say goodbye to your park
There's nothing your magical wishes can do to stop us!
You've just been tried and convicted!
You think you've won?
Well, I'm gonna turn your filthy corpses into gushing mounds of blood!
Your lives are as good as done!
No, stop!
I know there's a scared little child inside you
He's hiding away, wouldn't want me to fight you (no!)
It's not too late
Reach out and take my hand
And we can change your fate
Oh, Meggy dear
That child is gone
Six feet under
Right where you and your stupid friends belong!
Step right up, my friends, to Puzzle Park!
Sights and frights not for the faint of heart!
Don't you break away, you won't get far!
Keep your hands and legs inside!
This ride is right about to start!
