I'll Kill Her

So of course, you were supposed to call me tonight
You were supposed to call me tonight
We'd have gone to the cinema
And afterwards the restaurant
The one you like in your street

We'd have slept together
Had a nice breakfast together
And then a walk in the park together
How beautiful it would have been

You would have said: "I love you"
In the cutest place on earth
Where some little vines are dancing with the fairies

I would have waited like a week or two
But you never tried to reach me, no
You never called me back

You were dating that bleached blonde girl
If I find her, I swear...

I swear I'll kill her
I'll kill her
She stole my future, she broke my dream
I'll kill her, I'll kill her
She stole my future when she took you away

I would have met your friends
We would have had a drink or two
They would have liked me, cause
Sometimes I'm funny
I would have met your dad
I would have met your mum, she'd have said
"Please, can't you make some beautiful babies"
So we would have had a boy called Tom
And a girl called Susan, born in Japan

I thought it was a love story
But you don't want to get involved
I thought it was a love story
But you're not ready for that
Me neither

I'll kill her
She stole my future, she broke my dream
I'll kill her, I'll kill her
She stole my future when she took you away

She's a bitch, you know
All she's got is blondeness
Not even tenderness, yeah
She's cleverless
She'll dump your ass for a model called Brendan
He will pay for a beautiful surgery
'Cause he's full of money

I would have waited like a week or two
But you never tried to reach me, no
You never called me back

You were dating that bleached blonde girl
And if I find her, I swear
You know, I swear

I'll kill her, I'll kill her
She stole my future, she broke my dream
I'll kill her, I'll kill her
She stole my future when she took you away

Man, I told you
You know, if I find her...
I, really...
I mean, I'll kill her, for real
Thats for sure, you have to know
I mean, you know...
I can do it
Man, I'll kill her!