Crushing Thirties (feat Johnny Gioeli)

“Crushing Thirties (feat Johnny Gioeli)” by Sonic is a reflective and somewhat humorous take on the challenges and realities of entering one's thirties. The song uses Sonic, the iconic video game character known for his speed and youthful energy, as a metaphor for the struggles of aging and the pressures of adult life. The lyrics poignantly capture the transition from the carefree days of youth to the more demanding and often disillusioning experiences of adulthood.

The song opens with a nod to Sonic's past, highlighting his legendary speed and heroism. However, it quickly contrasts this with the present, where Sonic finds himself struggling to keep up, both physically and mentally. The line “When wiki says you’re still around fifteen, but time goes by, green hill is not that green” cleverly juxtaposes Sonic's timeless video game persona with the inevitable passage of real-life time. This sets the stage for a deeper exploration of the dissonance between past glories and present realities.

As the song progresses, it delves into the personal and social challenges of the thirties. The lyrics touch on themes of isolation, as Sonic notes the absence of friends who are now preoccupied with their own adult responsibilities. The imagery of dusting off an old Dreamcast and indulging in nostalgic activities like eating chili dogs serves as a metaphor for clinging to the past while grappling with the present. The chorus, with its repeated refrain of “Crushing in your thirties,” underscores the relentless pressure and mental strain that come with this stage of life.

The song also addresses health concerns, a common issue for many in their thirties. References to a cardiologist and an MRI highlight the physical toll of aging and the anxiety that accompanies it. Despite the humorous tone, there is an underlying message about the importance of slowing down and taking care of oneself. The final verses offer a glimmer of hope, suggesting that while the thirties may be challenging, they also present an opportunity for growth and self-acceptance. Sonic's journey becomes a metaphor for embracing change and finding a new pace in life.