Word Of Wizzum
Sons of Provo
Don't, don't drink.
No, don't even think about it
Drinkin' stinks
Stinky drink no doubt about it
O-val-tine
Better for you don't you doubt it
Keep yo body clean
Let's shout it!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Stop!
Meats O.K.
Yeah, but only twice a day
Coffee? No way!
Pero, Postum, yes you may
Moun-tain Dew
Tasty but no good for you
Too too true
At least I'm not sniffin' glue
Chorus
Go! Go! Go! Go! Stop!
To-bac-co
Stupid way to spend your dough
You'll end up bein' po
End up smellin like a ho (ho ho)
But if you'd care
To have white teeth and silky hair
Keep it if you dare:
Word a wizzum.. it's rare!
Word a Wizzum Is the shizzum
Keeps me clear of Plop, Plop Fizzum
Keep yo toxins far from me
I'm only drinkin' herbal tea.
Drugs I know won't help me grow
So I'm prepared to just say No!
Keep my vessel Spic and Span
So I get to the Promised Land.
Chorus
You gonna chug a whole bottle of Robitussin?
No, don't even think about it.
How about a mochaccino latte?
No, don't even think about it.
Maybe a nice casserole?
Better for you don't you doubt it.
Keep your body clean, let's shout it!
