Everclean

Cleaner than listerine
Mellower than dramamine
Not even close to obscene
We sing songs sweeter than sugar tongs
Hopin' we can right some wrongs
Bringin' love to the throngs

I will boogie for my wages
With that rock and roll of ages
We're a spiritchal sensation and a triple combination
We'll be lovin' one another i said word unto your brother
Sons of provo, this is who we are. cause we are.

Separate the tares from the wheat
Just play that funky mormon beat
Move my legs inside these pants and watch this crazy mormon prance
I'll convert you with precision
I'm a mormon on a mission
Sons of provo, listen to us roar

When upon life's billows, i can't figure things out
With my crazy mormon posse, we'll sing and we'll shout! yeah!

Everclean
Baby, you can be my queen
If you're over seventeen
I won't treat you mean
Don't be a punk
Put your shoulder to the funk
I'll be livin' like a monk
And i'll be lookin' like a hunk

Everclean
Better than pork and beans
Handsomer than charlie sheen
A lean mean singin' machine
We'll be here
Climbin' like a mountaineer
'til the end of time that's clear
And we would never drink a beer.