A Fine Romance

Stacey Kent's rendition of 'A Fine Romance' is a playful yet poignant exploration of a relationship that lacks the passion and excitement typically associated with romance. The song's lyrics are filled with irony and humor, painting a picture of a couple whose relationship is more akin to a platonic friendship than a passionate love affair. The repeated refrain, 'A fine romance, with no kisses,' underscores the central theme of unfulfilled romantic expectations. The use of culinary metaphors, such as comparing the partner to 'yesterday's mashed potatoes' and 'clams in a dish of chowder,' adds a layer of whimsy while highlighting the emotional coldness and lack of intimacy in the relationship.

The song's clever wordplay and witty comparisons continue as Kent sings about the partner being 'calmer than the seals in the arctic ocean' and 'as hard to land as the Isle de France.' These lines emphasize the emotional distance and unavailability of the partner, making the romance feel more like a frustrating game than a loving connection. The mention of playing bridge with an 'old maid aunt' and the lack of physical affection further illustrate the dissatisfaction and longing for a more passionate and engaging relationship.

In the final verses, the song takes on a more resigned tone, with references to 'two old fogeys who need crutches' and the lack of 'thrills that a healthy crime has.' This imagery suggests a relationship that has grown stale and lifeless, devoid of the excitement and spontaneity that true love should bring. The humorous yet bittersweet conclusion, where the partner prefers 'cactus plants' over the orchids sent, encapsulates the overall sentiment of the song: a romance that is anything but fine. Stacey Kent's smooth, jazz-inflected vocals add a layer of sophistication to the song, making it a delightful yet thought-provoking listen.