Welcome To Tally Hall

Can I get a T (T)
And if you hit me with the A L L Y
Then you'd see why the Hall is here for ya'll
The mini mall is calling us all in
So kids pack up your moms car
Back up the windstar kick it and drive
And arrive at the mega mart
Slide the side hatch with pride
Cause your ties match
On booty dooty like your name is eddie thatch

W W T H D we like to kick it at the univesity
But all work and no play makes us crazy so
We jump in the bumping SUV
Hit the street get the sweet tunes on
Do a donut on your mommas front lawn
And sooner than you know
You found the rock n roll show
At the tizzy hizzy we'll be gone

Were in the mini mall
Working the carnival
We like to play it all
Welcome to Tally Hall
(Whoo)

(Whos to blame?)
The automated players I proclaim
Yellow tie this suave fellow writes
Heterophonic tunes of how love bites
Red the proud loud guy we adore
(Is my amp too high?) no turn it up more!
So Gray in the back sippin gnac n hear
Knocking down the shots like Bill Lambeer
Send home the locksmith
Greens got the keys to unlock the rock in the Act if you please
Now open the gates, give blue the bass
And jiggle your bajigle all over the place

Were in the mini mall
Working the carnival
We like to play it all
Welcome to Tally Hall
Were in the mini mall
Working the carnival
We like to play it all
Welcome to Tally Hall

Can I get a click
Flick off of the switch
And we'll ignite the night in pitch
Singing songs you like to hear
And the world will dissapear
Then we'll be glowing in the dark
Lighting up the park
Revealing that the Hall is the place
That aims to please
With unpredictable games and antiquities
The collectables so delectable
The unreliable style's undetectable

Like I might rap like an English Chap
Take you by the knickers and ill bum your slap
You didnt think we had the gall
Well bloody welcome to Tally Hall!

We're stereosonic, were anamatronic
We're rapping with the robo-electronic ebonics
A quick distraction a mechanic attraction
Got a penny in your pocket for the slot
Rock

Hey ho don't you know its a good old fashioned puppet show
That's right quite the set
Were the marionet quintet

We think were playing in a band
But we'd love to give you all a hand
Woo

Were in the mini mall
Working the carnival
We like to play it all
Welcome to Tally Hall
We think were playing in a band
But we'd love to give you all a hand
We think were playing in a band
But we'd love to give you all a hand
We think were playing in a band
But we'd love to give you all a hand

(Yeah, woo, you guys are sweet, yeah)