Literal Monster
Team StarKid - Nerdy Prudes Must Die
He's got the hallway on lock
His fists are always half-cocked
He's got me hiding in my locker
He's got the face of the saint
That post-pubescent strength
The hottest girl
Yeah, he knocked her!
You have a girl, he'll seduce her
You're not him, you're a loser
It's best to drop and play dead
Place you hands on your neck
Call the feds
Lock the thread
He's straight ahead
You better leave your hopes behind
No one's gonna stop him
You better hope he's out of sight
Or you're doomed to be a victim
You won't defeat his kind
Never look in the eye
He's a literal monster
He is juiced, he is jacked
He's hormones on the attack
He's the horror in every rumor
I swear to God he has fangs
Everyone knows how he bangs
No one to blame if there's no accuser
I once was his tutor
Then I regarded my future!
You better!
Like a nighthawk he preys
Like a jock he cliches
And we pray
And we pray!
You better leave your hopes behind
(You better! You better!)
No one's gonna stop him
(You better! You better!)
You better hope he's out of sight
(You better!)
Or you're doomed to be a victim
He roars (and he roars)
And we cry (and we cry)
He's the reason (he's the reason)
With no why
He's a literal monster!
A damn literal monster!
I roar!
And you cry!
I'm the reason
You run and hide!
I'm a literal
Don't need no one to tell me
High school will be my peak
So I'm willing to take advantage
There's only one out of reach
Her name is chasity
It's a wound I can help her bandage
You all look disappointed
But the best
You couldn't do if you wanted!
You better!
So keep on judging me
That comes with infamy
You can leave
But you won't
Stay in your seat
You better leave your hopes behind (you better leave your hopes behind)
No one's gonna stop him (no one's gonna stop me!)
You better hope he's out of sight (outta sight!)
Or you're doomed to be a victim (or you're doomed to be my victim)
You won't defeat its kind (my kind)
Never look in the eye
A predator of his size (my size)
He's a literal monster!
Cross your heart, hope to die
You can watch as I rise! (he's a literal monster!)
I will claim what is mine
I'm a literal monster!