I don't have a sunny disposition
I'm not known for being too amused
My demeanor's locked in one position
See my face? I'm enthused
Suddenly, however, I've been puzzled
Bunny rabbits make me want to cry
All my inhabitions have been muzzled
And I think I know why
I'm being pulled in a new direction
But I think I like it, I think I like it
I'm being pulled in a new direction
Through my painful pursuit, somehow birdies took root
All the things I detested impossibly cute
God! What do I do?
Mother always said be kind to strangers
But she doesn't know what they destroy
I can feel the clear and present dangers
When she learns that the boy
Has got me pulled in a new direction
But I think I like it
(That was good! That was good!)
I think I like
(Do it again! Do it again!)
I'm being pulled in a new direction
And this feeing I know is impossible so
I'll confide that I've tried but I can't let it go
It's disgustingly true
Pulled
Pulled
Pulled!
Puppy dogs with droopy faces
Unicorns with dancing mice
Sunrise in wide open spaces
DisneyWorld - I go there twice!
Butterflies and picnic lunches
Bunches of chrysanthemums
Lollipops and pillow fight and
Christmas Eve - Sugarplums!
String quartets and Chia Pets
And afternoon banana splits
Angels watching as I sleep
And Liberace's Greatest Hits!
Has got me pulled in a new direction!
If they keep insisting, I'll stop resisting
Just watch me pulled in a new direction
I should stay in the dark
Not obey every spark
But the boy has a bite
Better far than his bark
And you bet I'll bite too
Do what's truly taboo
As I'm pulled in a new direction!
