Six Tons of Granite
The Big Bang Theory
Alone in my temple
In the middle of peru
A giant stone ball
With nothing to do
But if you steal my idol
I will roll right over you
Cause
I'm six tons of granite
And micaceous schist
Yeah
I'm six tons of granite
And micaceous schist
I'm gonna crush you
I'm gonna mush you
You took my idol
I'm homicidal
Gonna roll over you till your brains come out
And your bones will crunch and your blood will spout!
I'm not just a rock, baby
I'm a boulder
Cause
I'm six tons of granite
And micaceous schist
Yeah
I'm six tons of granite
And micaceous schist
Yeah
I'm six tons of granite