Pamela

Oh, Pamela, what did you do?
You touched the ground and I fell in love with you
Oh, Pamela, what did they say?
I reached for your hand, but you turned and walked away

Tell me what you wished to read about my mate, Pamela
So naughty, but she loves her fella
One wink and a glint in the other one
At night she only wears Yves Saint Laurent
Watch black and white movies to get thin
'Cos her hair is just like Marilyn
Oh, what an enigmatic woman
My gosh, do some mothers have 'em

Oh, Pamela, what did you do?
You touched the ground and I fell in love with you
Oh, Pamela, what did they say?
I reached for your hand, but you turned and walked away

Can you lend your ears for a man in trouble?
She tied me up and now I see double
I asked her what her life was missing
And if she'd like to go trout mouth kissing
Said go get high with the other ones
I looked around like so phenomenal
Oh, what an enigmatic woman
My gosh do some mothers have 'em

Oh, Pamela, what did you do?
You touched the ground and I fell in love with you
Oh, Pamela, what did they say?
I reached for your hand, but you turned and walked away

Oh, Pamela, what did you do?
You touched the ground and I fell in love with you
Oh, Pamela, what did they say?
I reached for your hand, but you turned and walked away
You walked away

Na, na, na, na, na
Na na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na
Na na, na, na, na, na, na
Take it away

Earl grey and lemons in the morning
By noon her nurse comes calling
Limousine with the structure in the back
They strap her down when she has a panic attack
I followed her down to the hospital
No visitors allowed on a bicycle
So I threw rocks outside her window
I touched the glass, so she could feel the wind blow

Oh, Pamela, what did you do?
You touched the ground and I fell in love with you
Oh, Pamela, what did they say?
I reached for your hand, but you turned and walked away

Oh, Pamela, what did you do?
You touched the ground and I fell in love with you
Oh, Pamela, what did they say?
I reached for your hand, but you turned and walked away

Walk away
Hey, you walked away
Oh, Pamela
Pamela, don't walk away