Motherlover (feat. Justin Timberlake)

Oh, dang!
What is it, dawg?
I forgot it's Mothers Day
Didn't get a gift for her?
Other plans got in the way
She'll be so disappointed!
Damn, I forgot it too!
This could have been avoided
What the hell are we gonna do?

My mom's been so alone ever since my daddy left (cold)
No one to hold her tight, life has put her to the test
I know just what you mean, my mom's been so sad and gray (word)
My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away

Hold up!
You thinkin what I'm thinkin?
I'm thinkin I'm thinkin' too
Slow up!
What time is it, dawg?
It's time for a switcharoo

We both love our moms
Women with grown women needs
I say we break em off
Show 'em how much they really mean

'Cause I'm a Motherlover, you're a Motherlover
We should fuck each other's mothers
Fuck each other's moms
I'll push in that lady, where you came out as a baby
Ain't no doubt that shit is crazy
Fuckin' each others moms

'Cause every Mothers Day needs a Mothers Night
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover

I'm layin in the cut waitin' for your mom
Clutchin' on this lube and roses
I got my digital camera
I'ma make your momma do a million poses

They will be so surprised
We are so cool and thoughtful
Can't wait to pork your mom
I'ma be the syrup, she can be my waffle

Sho' nuff!
My mother loves bubble bath with chamomile
Straight up!
Give it to my mom d-d-d-d-d-d-doggystyle (yeah)

This the perfect plan
For a perfect Mothers Day
They have to rename this one
All Up Under The Cover's Day

'Cause I'm a Motherlover, you're a Motherlover
We should fuck each other's mothers
Fuck each other's moms
I'll push in that lady, where you came out as a baby
Ain't no doubt that shit is crazy
Fuckin' each others moms

Break it down!

It would be my honor to be your new step-father
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
And while you're in my mother, make me another brother (jam)
And I'm in your mother, I'll never use a rubber (oh!)

'Cause every Mothers Day needs a Mothers Night (yeah)
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover

They blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world, so I'ma sex her right
This is the second best idea that we've ever had
The choice can be no other
Be my mother lover

Happy Mother's Day!