3-Way (The Golden Rule) (feat. Lady Gaga & Justin Timberlake)

The Lonely Island The Lonely Island

Yeah
Back in that ass

Your mom says: Hi, Jinx!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah no no
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

JAM!

Summertime in the city
And everybody's having sex

You know I just got a page from a girl
That I met last week at the payless (Shoe Source)

I also have a cutie to call who loves the way I knock on her boots

Well, it's time to mack
Let's handle that
In two-to-six hours
We'll meet back and regroup

Now let's shoop

Roll up to her crib with some bartles & james
Hop off the buss with the alizé

Now hold up playa, whatchu diggity-doin here?
I should diggity-ask you the same (then she says)

Hey, boys I want you both
I hope that you think that's cool
(Say word?)
I know most guys won't freak together
She forgot about the golden rule

It's ok when it's in a three-way
It's not gay when it's in a three-way
With a honey in the middle there's some leeway
The area's grey in a one, two, three-way

Normally, I don't get down with dudes
But tonight is a special exception (great)

See you're my best friend
Through thick and thin
Now it's time to make a triple connection (lights off)

Here in the dark (here in the dark)
It's hard to tell (so hard to tell)
Where her body ends (la la)
And my homie's begins (ew wee)
This rule dates back (the golden rule)
To ancient Greece (takin' about cesar)
We're two Jack trippers and a chrissy
The new three's company

It's ok to when it's in a three-way
It's not gay when it's in a three-way
With a honey in the middle there's some leeway
The area's grey in a one, two three-way

Fellas. Get ready
To impress a chick
Helicopter d*ck, go! Hellicopter d*ck. Helicopter d*ck
To impress a chick
Do the helicopter d*ck

And all of that was ok
'Cuz it was in a three-way
It's quite clear when you see the instant replay (boom)
Baby two is enough
That's what they'll say
But we'll say: Hell no
One, two, three-way

The Golden Rule

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  2. Sushi Glory Hole
  3. Jizz In My Pants
  4. I'm On A Boat
  5. Dick In A Box
  6. Like a Boss
  7. Natalie's Rap
  8. Motherlover (feat. Justin Timberlake)
  9. I Threw It On The Ground
  10. Boombox (feat. Julian Casablancas)
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