I'm Straight

The Modern Lovers' song 'I'm Straight' is a raw and candid expression of longing and frustration. The protagonist, presumably Jonathan Richman, the band's frontman, is grappling with his feelings for a woman who is currently involved with 'hippie Johnny.' The repeated phone calls and the hesitation to speak reflect his internal struggle and fear of rejection. The lyrics convey a sense of urgency and a desire to be seen as a viable alternative to Johnny, who is depicted as perpetually stoned and detached from reality.

The song's central theme revolves around the contrast between the protagonist's sobriety and Johnny's constant state of being 'stoned.' This dichotomy is not just about substance use but also serves as a metaphor for authenticity versus escapism. The protagonist believes that his 'straight' lifestyle makes him a better, more reliable partner. He is frustrated by the woman's attraction to men who are 'deep' but ultimately unreliable, as symbolized by their inability to 'take this place and take it straight.' This frustration is palpable in the repeated declarations of 'I'm straight,' which serve as both a personal affirmation and a challenge to the woman's choices.

Culturally, the song can be seen as a critique of the 1970s counterculture, which often romanticized drug use and a laid-back lifestyle. Richman, known for his straightforward and often whimsical songwriting, uses this song to question the value of such a lifestyle. He positions himself as a counterpoint to the 'hippie' archetype, advocating for a more grounded and sincere approach to life and relationships. The song's raw, almost conversational tone adds to its authenticity, making it a compelling plea for genuine connection and reliability in a world that often values the opposite.