Turning Japanese

The Vapors' song 'Turning Japanese' is a fascinating exploration of obsession, isolation, and the emotional turmoil that accompanies unrequited love. The lyrics revolve around the protagonist's fixation on a photograph of a loved one, which becomes a symbol of their longing and emotional distress. The repeated mention of the photograph highlights the depth of their obsession, as they wish to surround themselves with images of the person they adore. This fixation is so intense that they even fantasize about having a doctor take an internal picture, symbolizing a desire to internalize and fully possess the image of their beloved.

The chorus, 'I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so,' is a metaphorical expression of the protagonist's emotional state. While the phrase has sparked various interpretations, it is widely understood to represent a sense of transformation and alienation. The protagonist feels so consumed by their emotions that they believe they are changing into something entirely different. This transformation is not literal but rather a reflection of their inner turmoil and the drastic impact of their unfulfilled desires.

The song also touches on themes of isolation and societal disconnection. The lines 'No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women / No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark' paint a bleak picture of the protagonist's life, devoid of joy and connection. This sense of isolation is further emphasized by the mention of everyone around them being a 'total stranger' and avoiding them 'like a cyclone Ranger.' The protagonist's obsession has led to a profound sense of loneliness and alienation, making 'Turning Japanese' a poignant commentary on the darker side of love and desire.