Deal Maker - Hazbin Hotel (Alastor Song)

Listen dear, and listen close
If you want a show, I'll be your host
Hear me fella, you up for a jolly?
For I need some zing, and you're on the trolley!
The longest while, I've held my breath
This hellish bushwa's got me bored to death
Tired of the scent of burning flesh, I crave inspiration, of something fresh!

Now form a line, and I'll assign!
A place and time for us to sign
It's dandy and fine, so don't ya whine
It was your choice, and now you're mine!
Let's seal our deal, 'tis such a steal!
Let's cut the spiel, and grab the kill!
Please take this quill, and feel the thrill
Per this agreement, you'll do my will

Now you may ask why I showed up
And I'd just say that you're in luck
I'll make this place a tempting sight
For all the scum to spend the night

So place a bet, to this Smokey Mayor
But raise a prayer, if you ain't a fair player
I'm he who lies, 'mongst red skies
A king of flies, in kind disguise

Now form a line, and I'll assign
A place and time for us to sign
It's dandy and fine, so don't ya whine
It was your choice, and now you're mine
Let's seal our deal, 'tis such a steal!
Let's cut the spiel, and grab the kill!
Please take this quill, and feel the thrill
Per this agreement, you'll do my will

The crimson shadow coats this town, all tormented by the buzzing sound
Eldritch powers long bygone, from my sleeves will all be drawn
Weak, old souls all shine so dim
As the show I staged turns to a Hazbin
Serene mortals walk the earth
Oblivious to their dire rebirth
A brand new start, a newborn heart to take, to twist, to rip apart
Search for my voice, follow my beacon
And soon you'll run into the Radio Demon

Now form a line (and he'll assign)
A place and time (for ya'll to sign)
It's dandy and fine (so don't you whine)
It was your choice (it was your crime)
Let's seal our deal ('tis such a steal!)
Let's cut the spiel (and grab the kill!)
Please take this quill (and feel the thrill)
Per this agreement (you'll do his will)