Red Solo Cup

(One, two, one, two, three)

Now, red solo cup is the best receptical
For barbecues, tailgates, fairs and festivals
And you, sir, do not have a pair of testicles
If you prefer drinking from glass

Hey, red solo cup is cheap and disposable
And in fourteen years, they are decomposable
And unlike my home, they are not foreclosable
Freddie Mac can kiss my ass, whoo

Red solo cup, I fill you up
Let's have a party, let's have a party
I love you, red solo cup, I lift you up
Proceed to party, proceed to party

Now, I really love how you're easy to stack
But I really hate how you're easy to crack
'Cause when beer runs down in front of my pack
Well, that, my friends, is quite yucky

But I have to admit that the ladies get smitten
Admiring how sharply my first name is written
On you with a Sharpie when I get to hitting
On them to help me get lucky

Red solo cup, I fill you up
Let's have a party, let's have a party
I love you, red solo cup, I lift you up
Proceed to party, proceed to party

Now, I've seen you in blue and I've seen you in yellow
But only you, red, will do for this fellow
'Cause you are the Abbot to my Costello
And you are the Fruit to my Loom

Red solo cup, you're more than just plastic
You're more than amazing, you're more than fantastic
And believe me that I am not the least bit sarcastic
When I look at you and say

Red solo cup, you're not just a cup
(No, no, no, God, no)
You're my—, you're my— (friend?)
Friend (friend, friend, friend, life long)
Thank you for being my friend

Red solo cup, I fill you up
Let's have a party, let's have a party (let's have a party, let's have a party)
I love you, red solo cup, I lift you up
Proceed to party, proceed to party

Red solo cup, I fill you up (red solo)
Let's have a party, let's have a party (let's have a party, let's have a party)
Red solo cup, I fill you up (oh, red solo cup)
Let's have a party, proceed to party, yeah, yeah (solo cup, solo cup, solo cup)

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