Olga I Cannot

I first saw kendra at a pub called the ramside hall, in durham
So sweet and tender but she didn't even see me at all, no
She looked so nice, she smelled so fine, oh how I wished that kendra was mine
Five foot one, and eyes that were blue, a smile that made me melt oh what could I do?
I had to get kendra's telephone number really quick, yes
If I came srtaight to the point it would do the trick, yes
I asked her if she'd like to go out with me
She said that she was flattered but I just couldn't see why she said

Ah, olga, I cannot
My boyfriend's sitting on the seaty
He does not want, you to see me, so
Olga, I cannot

I was really de-pressed what could I do, I was blue
I'll ring her up again, in a day or two on Monday
Her boyfriend wasn't there, so I felt lucky
Hows about now, baby, come out with me and she said

I would if I could but I don't think I should
I can't, well I can, but I shan't, it's not good man
Olga, I cannot

I'm sorry that I ever ran
She said: Don't be dafted, ahh olga man
I want to see you don't get me wrong
I'll contact you soon, it won't be long
But at the moment, I cannot

I called kendra another 50 times on the phone, yes
She agreed to meet me, but I should have known, yes
I wound the window down, in the rolls royce
I said: Jump in the back, and then I heard a voice
Start to say, start to say, start to say

Ah, olga, I cannot
My boyfriend's sitting on the seaty
He does not want, you to see me, so
Olga, I cannot

I'm going to laurette, for my holiday in Spain
But when I get back, I still cannot begin, so

I talked it over with me mum and me dad
But even me sister and the dog thinks you're mad
So Olga, Olga
Ah, Olga, I cannot