How Could She
Type O Negative
Wilma Flintstone, Marcia Brady
Alice Kramden, Gladys Kravitz
Laverne and Shirley, Jeannie
Morticia Addams, Aunt Esther
Sweet Polly Purebred, Natasha
Mrs. MacGillicuddy
How could she?
Ginger, Mary Anne, Mrs. Howell
Samantha Stevens, Lieutentant Uhura
Judy Jetson
Olive Oyl, Ethel Mertz
Edith Bunker, Marilyn Munster
Rhoda, Penny Robinson
How could she?
Why don't you love me anymore?
Quite upset, angry, just plain annoyed
No recourse except for celluloid
In my heart, I know you are not real
Though in mind, suspect you still can feel
Walt Disney or Hanna-Barbera
Black or white, stunning Technicolor
Warner Brothers and the AAP
I've become addicted to TV
Crissy Snow, Catwoman
Creepella, Weezie Jefferson
Betty Rubble, Little Cindy Who
Penelope Pitstop, Lois Lane
Vanna White, Wonder Woman
Elly May, Maude, Witchiepoo
How could she?
Why don't you love me anymore?
How could you?
