No Scrubs (feat. Joanna Jones)

The song "No Scrubs (feat. Joanna Jones)" by Unlike Pluto is a cover of the original hit by TLC, which serves as an anthem of female empowerment and self-respect. The lyrics clearly define what a 'scrub' is—a man who lacks ambition, is dependent on others, and is generally unworthy of the singer's time and affection. The term 'buster' is also used to describe such a man, emphasizing his lack of success and initiative.

The chorus of the song is a firm rejection of the advances of a scrub. The singer states that she doesn't want to give her phone number, meet up, or spend any time with someone who doesn't meet her standards. The imagery of a man 'hangin' out the passenger side of his best friend's ride' is particularly evocative, painting a picture of a man who not only lacks his own transportation but also the confidence and means to approach women in a respectable manner.

The song goes on to address men who may find themselves in less than ideal circumstances, such as living with their parents or not having a car, but the focus is on the attitude and behavior of these men. It's not the circumstances themselves that are being criticized, but rather the lack of effort to improve one's situation and the expectation to be accepted despite it. The song's message is clear: self-respect and standards are important, and it's okay to reject those who do not measure up to them.