Everyone Knows Juanita
Viva - A Vida É Uma Festa
Well, everyone knows Juanita
Her eyes each a different color
Her teeth go out and her chin goes in
And her... knuckles, they drag on the floor
Those aren't the words
There are children present!
Her hair is like a briar
She stands in a bow-legged stance
And if I weren't so ugly
She'd possibly give me a chance