Eggman's Announcement But It's a Popular Disco Song

I've come to make an announcement!

Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker
He pissed on my fucking wife
That's right

He took hishedgehog fuckin'
Quilly dick out and he PISSED on my fucking wife
And he said his dick was THIIIS BIIIG
And I said: That's disgusting!

So I'm making a callout post on my
Twitter dot com
Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a SMALL dick
It's the size of this walnut, except WAY smaller!
And guess what?
Here's what my DONG looks like!

That's right, baby!
All points, no quills, no pillows
Look at that, it looks like two balls and a
BONG! (Bong, bong, bong...!)

He fucked my wife so guess what?
I'm gonna FUCK the Earth!
That's right, this is what you get
My SUPER LASER PISS! (Piss, piss, piss...!)

Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth
I'm gonna go higher
I'm pissing on
THE MOON! (Moon, Moon, Moon...!)

How do you liked that, Obama?!
I pissed on the Moon, you IDIOT! (Idiot, idiot, idiot...!)

Obama is a strong figure to the America
I would never say such a thing!
No way!
I'm gonna log on to my Twitter

I'm gonna drop mmy newest album
Crackin' Eggs!
(Crackin' Eggs?!)

I'm taking over the universe
I'm taking over your worlds!
I'm taking everything from you
GIVE me you phone!

I'm taking over Victoria's Secret
I'm taking over Best Buy
The news is mine
And everyone else can leave!
You see that planet?!
I'M TAKIN' IT, TOO!

All points, no quills, no pillows
Look at that, it looks LIKE A FUCKING WALNUT
AND IT BUSTED A NUT
THEN AND THERE!

He fucked my wife, so guess what?
I'm taking the world by storm!
That's right, I'm gonna drop my album
SUPER Crakin' PISS! (Piss, piss, piss!)

Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth
I'm gonna go higher
I'm pissing on
THE MOON! (Moon, Moon, Moon!)

How do you like that, you PISSBABY?!
I pissed on the Moon, you IDIOT! (Idiot, idiot, idiot!)

I'm taking over the universe
I'm taking over your worlds!
(Crackin' Eggs?!)
Wha- Shut the fuck up
Shut the FUCK up!
Everybody's fucked my wife!

I'm throwin' yo' asses in the garbage!
Why is the camera ZOOMING IN?!
I'm throwin' ALL of y'all asses in the garbage
I'm taking your CDs and weed!

My SUPER LASE
AAAAERGH
That's it! I'm calling the police! 9-1-1

You have 23 hours before the piss DRRRROOOOPPRLLLEETS hit the fucking Earth
Now get out of my fucking sight
Before I piss on you too!