My Bologna
"Weird Al" Yankovic
Oooh, my little hungry one
Hungry one
Open up a package of my bologna
Oooh, I think the toast is done
The toast is done
Top it with a little of my bologna
Never gonna stop
Eat it up
Such a tasty snack
I always eat too much
And throw up
But I'll soon be back
For my my my yi yi wooo!
M-M-M-My bologna
Spreadin' on the mustard now
A-show me how
Spread it on a little of this bologna
Hopin' that we don't run out
Don't run out
If we do, I'm sure that I'll miss bologna
Never gonna stop
Eat it up
Such a tasty snack
I always eat too much
And throw up
But I'll soon be back
For my my my yi yi wooo!
M-M-M-My bologna
[Burp]
Goin' to the market now
Market now
I'm the city's biggest bologna buyer
Walkin' down the shopping aisles
Shopping aisles
Fillin' up my basket with Oscar Mayer
Never gonna stop
Eat it up
Such a tasty snack
I always eat too much
And throw up
But I'll soon be back
For my my my yi yi wooo!
M-M-M-My bologna