Papa Ed's Oobe
Whatever, Dad
One two three four
On separate occasions (two weddings)
This phenomenon occurred (two bathroom floors)
My second body (too much sweating)
Left my first (too much pork)
I stared at myself in (I sighed at my side but)
A suit on the tiles passed out (nobody outside heard how)
What the hell was that about (strange it felt when I returned)
And seven dwarves
Used to hang out in my van
I may drive a piece of shit, but I'm the man
I used to walk you
To the old blockbuster
'Cause I
Knew you'd get so bored so quick
Oh my darling, how'd you get so old so quick
You are not my daughter but
You are not my daughter but
If I can divide for you
Guess I can be your daddy too
