Um Papa Americano
Yolanda Be Cool
An American Pope
For centuries, the pope has been Italian
There have been Spanish, Polish, and German popes
But always, always Europeans
For this reason, the next pope will have to be
An American pope
An American pope
He could say mass in rock'n'roll
If he were an American pope
Cheerleaders would dance during the homily
And the choir would sing only you
An American pope
An American pope
An American pope
Bread, fish, and rock'n'roll
Bread, fish, and rock'n'roll
Bread, fish, and rock'n'roll
Shut it off!