Tig Ol' Bitties

Your Favorite Martian's song 'Tig Ol' Bitties' is a humorous and exaggerated portrayal of teenage infatuation and the often superficial nature of high school crushes. The song opens with the protagonist returning to school and immediately becoming fixated on a new girl with notably large breasts, referred to colloquially as 'tig ol' bitties.' The lyrics are filled with playful and over-the-top metaphors, comparing the girl's chest to everything from beach balls to celestial bodies, highlighting the protagonist's single-minded obsession.

The narrative continues with the protagonist's distraction in class, leading to humorous situations such as getting detention and awkwardly asking the girl to prom. The song's comedic tone is maintained through its use of exaggerated imagery and the protagonist's internal monologue, which is filled with juvenile fascination. The climax of the song occurs at prom, where the protagonist discovers that the girl's impressive chest is actually padded with tissues, leading to a humorous twist and a sense of betrayal.

'Tig Ol' Bitties' uses humor to explore themes of teenage lust, the superficiality of high school relationships, and the often unrealistic expectations placed on physical appearance. The song's playful and irreverent tone is characteristic of Your Favorite Martian, a virtual band known for their comedic and satirical approach to music. By exaggerating the protagonist's obsession and the eventual revelation of 'fake ol' bitties,' the song provides a lighthearted commentary on the fleeting and often misguided nature of teenage crushes.