Small Town Scandal

She’s all dressed up like a prom queen
An all-American hottie
In her rhinestone boots, and her daisy dukes
She’s got me

This could be a situation
Breaking news on local stations
They don’t know what’s going
But they’re so damn mad
That they’re so turned on

So we took it to the middle of the room so they could get a better view

Can’t you hear, the whole room talking?
Rumor is, our boots been knocking
Ooh, they can’t stop watching

She's a vers, in the saddle
Save a horse, ride a cowgirl
Ooh, it’s a small town scandal

So we swapped lip gloss
And we took it to the floor
She gets frisky drinkin’ whiskey
So we drank a little more
She got me tied up like a cherry stem
We’re pissing off some ugly men
But the bouncer was her friend
So he kicked them out the door

This could be a situation
Breaking news on local stations
They don’t know what’s going on

But there’s nothing like a down-home dream in a high rise thong

Can’t you hear, the whole room talking?
'Cause rumor is, our boots been knocking
Oooh, they can’t stop watching

She's a verse, in the saddle
Save a horse, ride a cowgirl
Ooh, it’s a small town scandal

So swing your hips, and do a little dip
Grab someone and kiss e'm on the lips
Tap your right heel, left heel, give your hat a tip
All the girls in flannel, do the small town scandal

Slide to the right, and when the you hit the spot
Drop it low and baby, don’t stop!
She rode my
Big pink tractor straight until the dawn
And she didn’t even care that I hadn’t mowed the lawn

Can’t you hear, the whole room talking?
Rumor is, our boots been knocking
Ooh, they can’t stop watching

She's a verse, in the saddle
Save a horse, ride a cowgirl
Ooh, it’s a small town scandal