50 Manieren Om Zelfmoord Te Plegen

It was a beautiful day, I already heard the birds singing
And luckily there was no rain
I smoked a cigarette, the sun shone pleasantly through the windows
And I thought: let me commit suicide
I calmly made a sandwich, wrote a farewell letter
And ate my last meal
I am quite satisfied with my life, I'm not really depressed
Just a bit suicidal
But cutting my wrists, can I do that with good manners
Because if I've done my left wrist
Can I still do the other with my left hand
How do I make a pleasant end
Do I jump from a tall building
Do I hang myself
A large dose of pills
Or a bullet through my head
If I step into a bath with a radio, for the big crossing
Will I be electrocuted
Or if I pour gasoline on myself, and then set myself on fire
Will I be immediately cremated
Can I poison myself
Cut my wrists
Drive hard into a wall
Or jump in front of the track
Do I jump from a tall building
Do I hang myself
A large dose of pills
Or a bullet through my head
For everything there is a first time, but how do you approach such a thing
I don't want to spoil it
For a bit of suicide, to go to the other side
There are probably fifty ways
Can I drown myself
Does anyone have a guillotine
An overdose of drugs
Burn myself with gasoline
Can I poison myself
Cut my wrists
Drive hard into a wall
Or jump in front of the track
Do I jump from a tall building
Do I hang myself
A large dose of pills
Or a bullet through my head