Xoloitzcuintle Chicloso
3-11 Porter
Chewy Xoloitzcuintle
Gummo: a xoloitzcuintle that had the ability to become invisible,
Invited me to have a cup of hot chocolate.
When the zapote soup I made for him ran out,
The canine didn't realize I tricked him.
And once we got comfortable, the dog helped me fulfill my great mission.
Finally, this mutt spat out his biggest secret.
Ha...hilarious...ho...humorous!
Chewy: yeah, yeah I lost it
*what happened?
Tell me where I am?
Who or when am I?
*what a hangover!,
What happened?
Tell me where I am?
*humans after all, how naive I was.
Gummo: and thinking about it
In this town, only one dude fits
Who moves so cool on the dance floor like this king!
And I don't want to spoil the party but I'm not impressed anymore,
Suddenly, this lapdog doesn't sit right with me.
Chewy: you'll regret losing something so chewy,
So funny, so sparkly, so tasty,
So funny like me.
*this poor dog thinks I admire him:
*but for forty bucks, I'll hand him over to the taco guy.
Chewy: yeah, yeah I lost it
*what happened?
Tell me where I am?
Who or when am I?
*what a hangover!,
What happened?
Tell me where I am?
*humans after all, how naive I was.
