Yo Nunca Vi Televisíon

I never watched television because it's very boring
I preferred to study and even read
But my father, who is crazy and sells TVs
Sold me a television for my birthday

And I discovered a new and easy world
That was on TV
I don't need friends to love me
It's the screen that fulfills that function

After a while, I gained weight and looked ugly
I only exercised my finger with the remote
I didn't shower and ate junk food
Until one day the TV exploded

And I discovered a very complex world
That was in my imagination
I sold the TV back to my dad, now I'm happy and believe in love

Lalalalalá, lalalalalá, la la

Tanganininini, tanganininini, tanganana tangananá

I opipipipipi, I nonononono I opine

Top top top top, top top top top top, top top

And I discovered a very complex world
That was in my imagination
I sold the TV back to my dad, now I'm happy and believe in love